The man who had spoken walked to their table as Dank sat back down and slid himself in to the bench opposite him, next to Specialist McComb.
"Welcome," he said, addressing all of them, "My name is Douglas Jordan."
Junior extended a hand in greeting and replied, "I'm Junior."
The handshake was returned and introductions were made. Junior conveniently forgot to mention who he worked for, but
"What brings you to Shady Rock?"
"Just passing through," McComb interjected.
"Not many people do that,"
Junior answered, "
"But not originally," the man observed, "Your accent is . . . unique."
"Not originally, no," Junior admitted.
"You are those people on all the vidcasts, aren't you?"
The last part was not a question at all, and Junior got the impression that the first part wasn't really up for debate.
"That's true," Junior admitted, "But we liked your story. Can you tell us more about it?"
"Tell you more?" the man seemed angry, "Why? Are you gathering more evidence against me?"
"We aren't here in any official capacity," McComb said, "and these people only have as much history as they have picked up in the past few days plus all the BSU sanctioned data casts."
"You really don't know, do you?" he finally asked.
"Know what?" Junior asked, fast feeling confusion cloud over him.
"I'll tell you the small "t" truth, if you want it,"
"Here is the truth," the man started, "The Benevolent States United may have meant well at first. No one wants to argue against peace, right?" He didn't wait for an answer, "But running a planet full of people looks hard -- and it isn't even as easy as it looks.
"They took responsibility for every one, all of us, and systematically, for ease of processing, removed our ability to do for ourselves or to improve our state-issued life status.
"Freedom is incredible, but once you start putting limits on freedom it gets hard to stop. More and more rules are created by bureaucrats to improve their lifestyles and decrease their load of paperwork. At the same time, the penalties for citizens in violation of these new and increasingly obscure laws and guidelines suffer punishments that are more and more horrible."
"But there are so many of you," Trixie May asked, "Surely the government has to listen to your complaints."
"They listen, alright,"
Chapter Thirty Nine Interlude
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Dank set down the data terminal and looked around the tavern. Several of the customers had wandered off, leaving just the people Dank arrived with and Douglas, who had just finished another story.
Junior and Trixie May looked grim. McComb appeared unsurprised but shaken.
"I thought we had it bad on EcoHope 11," Trixie May said, "Sounds like this place has it a lot worse."
"Don't get me wrong," Douglas said, "There is a lot of good that happens here, and as bad as they sound the Benevolent States United isn't all bad."
"That's true," McComb agreed, "Fewer people go really hungry than ever in human history."
"Even fewer than that would go hungry if the people were allowed to take care of themselves," Junior muttered.
"What are you goin' to do about it, Junior," Dank asked, "You can't solve every problem by smashin' it with a Beater."
"I suppose not," Junior agreed, but he thought about just how nice it would feel to try.
"We can't just leave things like this and crawl back to EcoHope 11, y'all," Trixie May insisted, "We have to do somethin'."
McComb cleared his throat and said, "Maybe there is a way you can do something with the Beater."
"Like what?" Junior asked.
"Enter the contests,"
"So all I gotta do is sign up to fight the most powerful, well-designed robots on Earth Prime piloted by the very best pilots anywhere to possibly get the chance to speak out against the government?" Junior asked incredulously.
"Yeah,"
"No one listens to losers," McComb agreed.
Junior wanted a beer.